Today the political ads are running full tilt with plentiful smears of sexual intrigue and innuendo. Small wonder we elect those with small penises and with a smaller mentality only exceeded in miniature by non existent balls. Suppose in this modern all too politically correct culture we’ve created we need not fear these balless wonders but rather those of exceeding hypocrisy that weasel their lies into facts and their twisted sexless faith into law. Any wonder that the Catholic Church has become the parathion of faith’s twisted cannon of perversion… Its the systemic failure at every layer that is pervasive and plagues our political culture at every level. It is the denial of truth, the suppression of the most powerful force of human nature that makes for the state sponsored hypocrisy even more insidious and ensures the future belongs to a parade of well groomed lairs.

But I digress from the point of the odd beauty that can emerge from the beauty told in the glossy pages that find a certain truth in the contradiction… Now proudly one may (If they have one of the most recent edition of sultry scripture) proclaim a double centerfold enhanced with a 3D dimension of “You are there!”… A true sense of a lusty bust that leaps from the pages. Hugh Hefner for President!

Women Of Wall Street « cara ellison

Dealbreaker is (ahem) all over the story of the ladies of Wall Street who have decided to take their clothes off for money. Their comments are funny as usual. The ladies (I won’t post their pictures here, but they have them at DB) will never make me look at Wall Street the same way again. To whit:

Tara DeGregorio, a “former executive assistant” at “an elite Fortune 500 company.” Tara’s business wisdom: “I was a rule breaker. I liked high stilettos and cute skirts. I tried to abide by the rules, but I pushed the envelope whenever i could, especially in the summer.”

1. “A former executive assistant”? Playboy’s definition of what qualifies as “Wall Street executive” is pretty liberal.

2. “I was a rule breaker” does not reconcile with “I tried to abide by the rules.” Way to go, genius.

As you might guess there is a little controversy on the current selection but cat fights aside the heat is way up in California…
canadaeast.com – More than 30,000 ordered to flee Santa Barbara wildfire | Raquel Maria Dillon, THE ASSOCIATED PRESS – Breaking News, New Brunswick, Canada

SANTA BARBARA, Calif. – More than 30,000 people have been ordered to flee a wildfire that burned an eight-kilometre-long front above wealthy coastal communities by Friday, after another hot, windy night in which the fire chief said “all hell broke loose.”

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS/Keith D. Cullom
Towering Palm Trees explode as flames jump across state highway 154 early Friday morning May 8, 2009, in Santa Barbara, Calif., bringing the fire dangerously close to heavily populated areas.

Towering columns of brown smoke roiled off the face of the Santa Ynez Mountains after a fierce overnight battle as the 1,400-hectare blaze repeated its pattern of relative calm in daylight and explosive behaviour when evening winds arrive. It had been estimated at only about 525 hectares Thursday afternoon.

“Literally last night, all hell broke loose,” Santa Barbara city Fire Chief Andrew DiMizio said. Officials predicted Friday night would bring the same destructive mix of hot weather and strong wind gusts.

It was unknown how many homes were lost overnight on top of the estimated 75 houses destroyed earlier in the week in canyon neighbourhoods along the north edge of Santa Barbara. Firefighters put out roof fires and kept the blaze from spreading into Santa Barbara proper, and many homes were saved, DiMizio said.

All this and the Stock Market continues to soar to manically magical new heights as far as terms of a recovery are concerned. So maybe we should just post a little poll and see what others make of all this… So take the money and run? Not putting out any fires here, just spare us from any tidal force this run of the bull might generate… Last but not least Cara gives us an update or two

Women Of Wall Street « cara ellison

UPDATE

Vintage Playboy Women of Wall Street Denise Uzan

Vintge 1980s version of the Women of Wall Street. It’s hilarious. I am posting this one photo because I can not get over the ginormous PAN AM building in the background. Turns out one of the ladies, Denise Uzan, is now Ninette Denise Uzan-Nemitz, Hedge Fund Manager. Judging from the website, I’m going out on a limb and saying that Playboy didn’t exactly catapult Ms. Uzan to the highest highs of Wall Street

Still looks as if something else my have been behind the boom of the 1980′s besides voodoo Regan economics… Will need to check charts. Tonight a Scorpio full moon phase under a Mercury Retro… Now you have some heavy aspects. Hope this charge of the Bulls does not stir up any earthquakes… The ground is a shake rattle and roll baby roll!

Stocks To Watch Today : Bulls Reassert Sway Over Market, S&P Closes Week In Black For The Year

The results of the government’s stress test of the financial system furthered equity market bulls’ confidence that U.S. banks could withstand any economic slump, even as those bulls celebrated what was interpreted as further evidence those very underlying economic conditions are repairing themselves, sending stocks sharply higher in a giddy session of trading Friday.

The S&P 500 Index (GSPC) leaped 22 points to 929, marking the first time in 2009 that the index ended a week in the black for the year; the index started that year at 903 points.