Simple solutions which are almost impossible to make these days because of the safe and entrenched solid state of the modern Bureaucracy… Like, for example, if we were actually serious about ending the civil war in Mexico all needs to be done is to legalize Marijuana. Simple and effective it would silence the gunfire almost over night… But wait, it would at the same time empty 90% of our jail house population and cut off a very serious cash flow for local courthouses across the country. Then it would place our law enforcement officers in jeopardy because instead of shooting down little potheads (in cold blood) before the eyes of their (Almighty) wife and daughter (and getting the officer of the Year Award, (making all of South Carolina REALLY PROUD)… They might actually have to go after real criminals God forbid.

Even better, lets instead of shooting down the Pirates, lets just bring them here and elect them to congress and let’em run DC Wall Street!(Wait a second think we’ve already been there and done that). God forbid that we actually ARM our seaman with real guns and put a 50 caliber on the aft and stern… Wow the gun control people would go nuts that might even give some wacky county legislature the idea of arming its law abiding citizens and eliminate the need for the nanny police state altogether.

We could simply extend constitutional rights to all who find themselves in the jurisdiction of The United States of America… However some have a different views…

BBC – Mark Mardell’s Euroblog: Any witches and warlocks out there?

The protections afforded by the Constitution of the United States does not apply to those captured in war against America. Not only that but some of it may need updating through amendments since it was conceived and written in a time when the threats the American government and people face as a day to day reality in modern times could not possibly have been anticipated by its authors. Until those amendements have been enacted, there may be times when the US government is technically in violation of it. That is entirely understandable and acceptable to a practical people such as Americans even if it is incomprehensible to people who have been taught by their culture to live their lives by rigid dogma exclusively.

Perhaps its a bit old for these modern times of shoot’em up spaghetti cowboy logic… But some would say that is the beauty of Constitutional protection for all citizens at all times… Just not as a matter of expediency (of course they did use to hang people for stealing horses… Maybe if we reinstated that noble practice as it applies to some of these modern pirate types that got us into this mess (instead of giving them hundreds of billions… Although it might help make some of the citizenry A BIT MORE CHEERFUL). Yep even a little of that “ridged dogma” (pike a head or two and lop off a couple of hands might give some of these modern pirates a bit of that old time religion… Works for me. But of course that might be only work here in South Carolina where we manage to do everything upside down and backwards. Just a thought or two as for eight long years the people of this nation has had to endure violations to our constitution, in a conjured up illegal war, at the unnecessary expense and cost of blood and treasure. A war which at its base is nothing less than an attack on The Constitution of the Untied States of America. Next time we’re going to have an illegal war why not just attack Canada, beautiful country and the people speak English… At least we would end up with a better deal for our Bill of Rights.

But this is intended to be a note of congratulations for the men and crew of the Maersk Alabama, Captain Phillips, and the United States Navy Seals… Who always do us proud, just some days are much better than others. Not to be perceived, in any manner, disrespecting of our military or merchant sailors rather those who hold the fate of such men in their decisions should be more considered in their prayers.

However when it comes to Fight piracy on the high seas the simple solution simply works best. Shoot first and let the Lords sort these poor souls out in Kingdom come. Amen

BBC – The Reporters: Mark Mardell: Any witches and warlocks out there?

Nice presentation on the Constitution of the United States of America… Too bad its been so violated in the name of preservation of Iraqi freedom. Which seems to be, as much as an attack on American Constitutional freedoms as any Terrorist that they’re likely to find. The only connection so far seems to be Osama bin Laden’s chauffeur driver. Sara Palin and all this? Country First? nonsense asked if we think we should read the Terrorist their rights… Well if might be asking a big favor but maybe its a good idea before you go torturing the poor saps to death. Is it too much to ask for The Constitution first?

As far as the Cern super particle accelerator… Ya know it might be nice to have a little Black Hole to hang around the house (that is of course if you can afford to have your house devoured every nano second or so). Still you all know this IS NOT going to happen because their going to need an extra 4 trillion volts give a take a few hundred billion). We all know to get to the real black hole it takes an infinite amount of money to build a really big Supercollider you’re going to need to start with something like Leman Brother or better yet a Bear Stearn with a ring collar the size of a Fannie Mae and a Freddy Mac then you’ll see what a real Black hole is truly like…

Kinda of makes all that Pagan Dance and AntiChrist nonsense seem rather quaint.

Clear enough but adjustments have been made and tho not altogether in the clear, it appears that we have weathered the worst… It appears there maybe some more difficult days ahead, unrest in some of the third world nations will require attention.  However as long as we pay attention to our Constitution, everything should be alright. Looks like from the interview on 60 Minutes that the Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke was the right man for the job at the right time… Just in time.