© Lucky7Star August 31 2006
Why worry about the bloggers when you have the Ladies Room Jet Set, setting the new news fashion trends (no pointed stilettos found on these walking boots). Talk about your echo chamber! Yep, you heard it yourself if you happened to listen in on the President’s speech yesterday. Its catching hold fast starting at the Echelon’s pinnacle of prime time news excellences home from the new potty podium broadcast newsroom from where real crap really matters.… New news form of broadcast media that’s sure to gather up everyone’s attention (Forget pay-for-view in this new venew… Smell-a-vison is what counts here and in secret SONY research labs for years… Now you know why this will make the missile gap look like some forgotten Girlscout campsong). Live from the Ladies Room! Hard hitting analysis of those things that really matter. No more of this wimpy why we have to eliminate some third world country from the face of the planet nonsense but where to get the insiders info on how to find real men brought to you live from the ladies room by CNN’s own Kyra Phillips. The real news from the place real news is made as truth echo’s out from the new news portal potty room you hear the reverberation of the talk on the street that strikes true resonance of the soul and heart of the country. Ain’t nothing like the real thing baby! Giving new meaning to the term “$&it happens!” broadcast live from the place its designed to happen with frequent regularity and Metamucil is not only A Healthy Fiber Choice but freely given with each subscription for the anal retentive in your household.
